shade-v2's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fish Kiss]

Though short - I like the style.

The ending was a surprise to all of me.

err... no.

[Birds n' Bees]

The conservative media wants you to believe...

(Funny you never hear that)^

I liked the graphical style and much of the audio was well suited to this period piece.

Still, there was something I didn't quite like about it. Something that didn't sit right. I certainly don't have anything against dark humor... I suppose I just didn't like the point of view taken... too conservative (eg. clenched asshole), maybe.

And don't bitch that it's just a cartoon, blah blah blah. It's a cartoon that parody's one of the most heated and avoided topics in politics today.

[{{CLOX}}]

Awwwwwwww... isn't that: stupid.

I actually had to watch it twice because I couldn't understand why anyone would make a movie about members of the clock crew joining together in pursuit of Cake.

Of coarse, once I realized this was the end of the movie I couldn't help laughing at it's uselessness.

Plus I liked the style of the lines - not unlike Dr. Katz were it played at 50fps?

dandandan4 responds:

UHH LYKE.. KTHXBAI.

[This one time...]

I'm on my way to work so this'll be short...

I dug it. You should have a much higher score than what you have at time of post. Good animation and a Great concept - I'd like to see more in the "This one time" series all narrated similarly. Just try and get the volume a little higher on the audio next time.

Again -- Great job.

[Madness Redeemer]

Ah - the Glory of Krinkels: Codename 47

I was pleased to see what I assume are obvious "Hitman" tributes within this film. (Gotta love that game)

As far as quality, I've seen some of the authors other work and truly, we couldn't have expected any less. With this piece the author has simply satisfied the viewers appetite for more of the same quality work we have always seen from him. The added delight is in it's length and varying settings.

What can I say? It's great - but could it have been otherwise?

[Qi]

Entropy, Chaos, and the Meaning of Life

Excellent work adapting what seemed to be several different methods of attaining 3d effects with Vector graphics.

I like what you've done here though it may have been to vague for the NG crowd. ;)

Don't make us wait another 7 months for another. Oh, by the by... The most holy of my invented holidays approaches: What will you be doing at 3:33 on 3-3-03?

[Wily Shorts #4]

To: SquattyPie (Last Reviewer)

Hey, good job there dick! Nice work ruining the punchline for the last 200 or so viewers - ...ya cock sucking nazi...

Now I gotta post a review just to cover yours up.

Dumbass.

[The Secret of Dr. Mario]

Explain to me: this.

How does this end up on the front page exactly? I saw one assumedly traced picture of mario broken into tween sections and a series of shitty graphics surrounding it.

Hell, this had more of those damn gradiants you all claim to hate than most newbie stick movies.

Sorry, but just having Mario in an animation don't do it for me. This thing had poor animation and an even worse punchline.(If one could call it that.) Get it off the front page.

[Dragonball Z: Fury (ep.1)]

This should have taken the Daily Feature slot.

The animation is excellent and is truly what flash is made for. Fluent motion - great timing - all aspects superb. EXCEPT... Theres always and except...

The audio seems young. Not age-wise, but experience-wise. I'm sure you intend to throw a background MP3 over this when you complete it and maybe that will even it out a little but still - theres something that doesn't sit right with the Voice overs... And some of the sound effects.

Both my praise and my suggestions.