shade-v2's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Superhero Dressup (demo)]

I'll tell ya...

I still don't understand why in the hell anyone would want to play a "dressup" """game""" but viewed within it's genre, this one is pretty good.

[::CYBER UF2::]

Truely Amazing.

This is just an astounding feat of ActionScript and 2d-3d Flash. I don't know how the author was able to make it run even as smoothly as it did.

I can only assume that absolutely no line was was wasted in the programming and that the 3d was done with a healthy knowledge of FBF reaction in vector graphics.

I'll say once more how beautifully amazing this is and close with the following:

I beat the whole Goddamn thing and even managed to get the secret weapon - I'm sooo proud of myself. ;)

[Assault Part-5]

WHOA WHOA WHOA?!

What the hell is up with the votes here? At time of post the score is somewhere around a 1.5??? I guess all this site upgrade-blow the whistle bullshit hasn't off put all the blammers.

Anyway, great flick. A damn nice forum for sticks! And that chick, Indigo... damn, her titties is biiiiig. I wanna fuck dat.

HAHAH!

[Sack Smash 2003]

eGadS!

First off, giantitis of the testicles is nothing to laugh about. Nor is the pain endured when peoples such as mys... err... those who suffer from this rare genetic mutation, which I nor any of my family have, are forced to travel via what's is commenly known as "ball bouncing." At least, thats... that's what I hear.

I've gotta know, though. Are these levels actually set up in the game or did you use some kind of randomized coding? I've only played once and only reached level 9 but with a less than 300k compressed file size I can't imagine there being many more levels unless they either loop or are generated based on random or chosen numeric variables.

Nice work, you sick fucking bastards.

[Galactic Tennis]

Excellent game.

Me llamo es Ramon. heh. The graphical interface is beatiful and the game itself is excellently coded. I like it entirely and the fact that when compressed it's only 171k is astonishing. Great work there. The only aspect where this game is lacking is in the feeling of progression. It's a very slow going game that sort of drags on from even the first volley. However, such is the nature of pong - be it 3d or otherwise. So, nice work - and congrats on making the front page.

[Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!]

A Suscinct Review

Esward Penis, Chun Li, and cars built of Chickens. What's not to like?

[Virtual Drum Set]

Suggestions abound.

I agree with some of the other reviewers that you need to tighten the reaction time - also the keyboard layout should be moved around. To start with, most of us hit the highhat with the right hand and as such the key for the high hat should be on the right side of the snare. The way it is now you have to double your index fingers over each other. I would suggest setting it up with the high hat - crash - and ride symbols grouped together toward the right side of the keyboard with the snare and toms toward the left and, like you've got it now, kick on the space bar. I like the concept though - hell if you tightened it up I'd probably download it and use it on my own system to bang out beat ideas.

[Tanked]

Nice game.

Some damn fine coding went into this one. When I first started it up I thought it was going to be like the old QBasic game Gorilla's; And I guess it kind of is -- but with balls. I agree the graphics could be tweeked a bit but mostly all this needs is some more levels and enhanced AI that gets progressively harder to beat. Heres a suggestion too - Lets say, the first three levels are simply the same thing with better AI as you move toward the 3rd level. Then, level 4 kicks up and the distance between tanks is significantly increased. That way it's harder to score yourself and easier for the player to find themselves in a situation where they have to juggle the bomb away from their base. That'd make it 20x the game it is now. In any case, nice work.

[the big button]

Scary.

I get the feeling that somewhere in the former Soviet Union, 52 nucleur warheads just detonated.......... I'm gonna go detonate 600 more.

format responds:

lol maybe.. maybe.

[Rail Slide]

You get a 5.....

Because you were able to make me waste so much time playing this game. Beating this was such a pisser that when I finally got the 100% slide, I did a screen capture. I hate you! But you're game's pretty kewl. ;)